flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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suicideblonde:

SOMEONE FIND ME THIS SNL EPISODE TO WATCH ONLINE IMMEDIATELY

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paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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cokeflow:

I’m just saying if I were Oprah I would come out with an album just because

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made in victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.

(Source: arianagrante, via trianglesandmustaches)

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